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by **Ian Warren** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:54 pm

...STED , your not to be in this suit without ...

by **emfrat** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:25 pm

...all parts should be within

by **Ian Warren** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:03 am

... the RAWWWH ...

by **gojozoom** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:24 pm

...but then I was waken up by the shouting and yelling of my 12 children....

by **Charl** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:42 pm

...begging to get their PC version of GTA V.
No sooner had we downloaded, than...

by **Adrian Brausch** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:39 pm

an alien spaceship landed in the back paddock , Commander Spock strolled out of the craft with a pack of crunchie bars and pronounced " Jim , there is life but not as we know it",...then a moment later..

by **Ian Warren** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:43 pm

... a THUMP ! .... I landed right beside ...... who did i land on ?.... maybe i should have got a board that first Starship ...

by **Adrian Brausch** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:54 pm

aha but luckily the wobbly Canterbrian missed old Spock and got a phaser shot at his left bottucks which angered Mr Warren mightily so he ran inside ,sealed the door and took her up.....where shall we go then Marsbar he said as he sped across the sky.....

by **dbcunnz** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 2:27 pm

AAH yes Marsbar lets take you to planet Mars maybe they will be able take your bar

by **Ian Warren** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 2:54 pm

by **Sonnyj** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:58 pm

and the show audience says....AHHHHHH, just so cute! Just look at that little kit -

Just then the curtain came crashing down and there stood...

by **Adrian Brausch** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:09 pm

a big pencil outlined dinosaur,..and he had this to say....

and after he was done he once again let out another RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,...then walked off,ate a few patrons then disappeared through the side exit after knocking down the wall around it.....nek minute....

by **Ian Warren** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:27 pm

.. Nek minute i said with nothing on me Nek thought .. hang on that is impossible Nek ..

by **emfrat** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:05 pm

...bring me... a ....Shrubbery !!

by **Charl** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:23 pm

The cohorts of the Timaru amateur Shakespearean troupe were at that very moment in Scene V of their annual Macbeth rehearsal, (Who said flightsimming isn't an educational experience??) and took this as a sign: the woods of Dunsinane approached, andâ€¦

by **emfrat** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:35 pm

...Some smarta**e grammar Nazi who used to live in that airt said " Haw, Wullie, that is not how ye pronounce Dunsinnan"...

by **Adrian Brausch** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:44 pm

and was promptly beheaded by an angry rubber chicken ,....."haha" now whos the clever wee dickie now hae"...unfortunately Mr Gordon Ramsay was standing nearby with a great chicken pot pie recipe which spealt its timely surmise,....well thats what he thought

by **emfrat** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:50 pm

Adrian - your [/img] tag is in uppercase and does not have the / either...not sure what the term is for HTML pedants

( a couple of minutes later) Thankyou sir...

by **Ian Warren** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:01 pm

.. for Rubber Chicken tonight like chicken tonight ... gawd the meat is so so So ...

by **emfrat** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:11 pm

Aaahh, the good old days - plastic cheese, rubber salami, Chateau Cardboard...

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