FSX - Wife Edition

[ardypilot]

Quite funny- from AVSIM:

Some of us men have wives and girlfriends who protest to us sitting by the PC countless hours and involving ourselves in FS.

I was wondering if it were possible to make a "Wife Edition" of FSX, that would appeal to the wives and girlfriends out there, so that FSX could be enjoyed without 'hassle'?

Some suggestions for FSX "Wife Edition":

- Panels in pink colours.
- Stall warning sounds could be baby sounds.
- GPS waypoints could locate to shopping malls en-route between airports.
- The 747 could have 100 passenger seats removed and remodeled into clothing cupboards.
- Further 50 seats removed for space for her shoes.
- Install a rear view mirror in the panel for push back......with a hanging "I love you" teddy bear.
- Automatic refuelling!
- Bigger parking gates for safety issues.
- Salad-only inflight meals.
- Convert knee-pad to detachable makeup case.
- "Red red wine" soundtrack in the cockpit.
- Convert the radio stack into to a cell phone stack, with 20 "best friends" predialled for easier access.
- Get automatic ATC clearance by simply waving at the control tower.
- Change the definition of "Squawk" to "Gossip" when using radios.


Some mission suggestions:

- Fly downtown in a Cessna 172 within 5 minutes, shop 50lbs of fur coats and head back before the discount offers end.

- Fly your toddlers to daycare, in the Bell, before 8am. For a challenge, the option, "Apply makeup enroute" to be set to "ON".

- Land anywhere in the world, any time, any weather, but trying to do so without setting parking brakes on touchdown.

- Taxi from parking to the active runway, but trying to do so, WITHOUT stopping along the way, engaging in chit/chatter.


Thanks for reading

Kind regards,
André Hedegaard

[omitchell]

HAHA I love it!!!

[Codge]

Good one!
Yes they sure do complain about us and our flight sims,and do you notice when they do it? You'll get no interuptions at all while your on a long cross country flight,maybe an international red eye special and then right on final approach,you've got clearance,then blue light(middle marker) lining up nicely-looking good and then they all want something all at once! The other half or the kids and then the dog jumps up on you, stands right on your balls-you get the rest,this will always happen at exactly the wrong time every time gauranteed!