This is bad (i think)

[Splitpin]

Early this arvo , i got my self into my tv watching chair .... but i couldn't get out (back is still stuffed) , and i couldnt reach the remote , so i spent a few hours locked onto NatGeo.
Now , i can prepare for doomsday , i know how to gill net pacific salmon , and .... i can remove spent fuel rods from a reactor , maybe its not so bad
When one of the flatmates came home , i was helped (i hate this) out of my chair and set free , to roam the house (slowly)
Now im in my computer chair .... and no ones home again until the rugby

[Ian Warren]

QUOTE (Splitpin @ Aug 16 2014,6:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Now im in my computer chair .... and no ones home again until the rugby

Maybe that is not so bad , other than my office chair i'm always stuck here ...not sure why... maybe you grab one off those spent Nuclear rods as a primer

[cowpatz]

Marty you'd best move the beer fridge a little closer to the chair ....just in case there is a repeat. You could have suffered serious dehydration!

[Ian Warren]

QUOTE (cowpatz @ Aug 16 2014,8:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Marty you'd best move the beer fridge a little closer to the chair ....

Either to much 'Love and Marriage' or the 'Simpsons' with idea but sounds a goodie to me

[Splitpin]

QUOTE (cowpatz @ Aug 16 2014,7:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Marty you'd best move the beer fridge a little closer to the chair ....just in case there is a repeat. You could have suffered serious dehydration!

CP , I dont drink much beer (only at Ians place) , but i got one of the girls to bring my bottle of merlot (and a glass) a little closer.
But to be honest, and i know its early .... im not far off going to bed. This is really starting to #### me off .... may have to see the vet on monday after all .

[Fozzer]

National Geographic is OK, Marty.... ....

My worst nightmare would be, tied to a chair with my eyes duct-taped open and being forced to watch and listen to all the back episodes of; "Big Brother".... ...!

Sounds like you are really suffering, Marty....Sorry to hear it.... ...!

..and you being such a young Lad!.... ...!

Paul....

P.S...I'm addicted to; "The Simpsons"......and warm Mulled Wine... ...!

[omitchell]

QUOTE (Splitpin @ Aug 16 2014,7:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

CP , I dont drink much beer

We need to spend some time. I will correct this deficiency...

[Splitpin]

QUOTE (Fozzer @ Aug 16 2014,8:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

National Geographic is OK, Marty.... ....

My worst nightmare would be, tied to a chair with my eyes duct-taped open and being forced to watch and listen to all the back episodes of; "Big Brother".... ...!

Sounds like you are really suffering, Marty....Sorry to hear it.... ...!

..and you being such a young Lad!.... ...!

Paul....

P.S...I'm addicted to; "The Simpsons"......and warm Mulled Wine... ...!

Thanks Paul .... its just the fact that i have to depened on other people at the moment ... i hate that.
The Simpsons and mulled wine is good

QUOTE (omitchell @ Aug 16 2014,8:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

We need to spend some time. I will correct this deficiency...

Im sure you could ....

[Splitpin]

No better today , so i guess Im going to have to spend that money at the vet's anyway.
When i woke up this morning , it took me 15 minutes just to get dressed.... this is horse ..... now Im getting chest pains .... WTH ! If Im not here in the morning ... just carry on ... I'll catch up later.

[Fozzer]

QUOTE (Splitpin @ Aug 17 2014,8:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

No better today , so i guess Im going to have to spend that money at the vet's anyway.
When i woke up this morning , it took me 15 minutes just to get dressed.... this is horse ..... now Im getting chest pains .... WTH ! If Im not here in the morning ... just carry on ... I'll catch up later.

Cor, blimey, Marty!..... ...!

You really are suffering....and you are only the age of one of my youngest Sons!...(Eldest Daughter is 60!)

Do you get the equivalent of a FREE National Health Service, like we do up here?

My Doctors visits, and my various medications, are available for free.
....and the Practice Nurse always invigorates me..... regularly..... in various ways!

Fortunately, with the assistance of various daily pills...(6 off)....daily home cooking........(and the Practice Nurse), I am in excellent health, and full of plumptiousness... ...!

A lot of this I put down to my Doctor spotting various non-working parts of me very early, and prescribing various medication to cure the problems and extending my life..considerably!...

Life extension is nice!.... ...!

(The Pactice Nurse also aids extension).... ...!

Keep your pekker up, Marty!

Paul....dreaming of white uniforms, bosoms, and black stockings!...... ...!

[Ian Warren]

QUOTE (Splitpin @ Aug 17 2014,8:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

No better today , so i guess Im going to have to spend that money at the vet's anyway.

Dang Marty , that is not good , do you want me to put me hi-heels on and the blue coveralls .. orange jacket , Yellow cap and fill in for you ?

[Fozzer]

QUOTE (Ian Warren @ Aug 17 2014,9:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Dang Marty , that is not good , do you want me to put me hi-heels on and the blue coveralls .. orange jacket , Yellow cap and fill in for you ?

...don't forget your black stockings, as well, Ian.... .....

.....always raises the spirit!

Paul.... ...!

[scaber]

QUOTE (Fozzer @ Aug 17 2014,8:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

...don't forget your black stockings, as well, Ian.... .....

.....always raises the spirit!

Paul.... ...!

Well, black by itself only goes so far. You need to make them fishnet as well to get a better response. . .

[Fozzer]

QUOTE (scaber @ Aug 17 2014,10:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Well, black by itself only goes so far. You need to make them fishnet as well to get a better response. . .

Stop it, scaber....

You are elevating my heart attack threat level!... ...!

...(but I like it!).... ...!

Paul... .... ...!

[dbcunnz]

QUOTE (scaber @ Aug 17 2014,9:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Well, black by itself only goes so far. You need to make them fishnet as well to get a better response. . .

Don't forget to shave your legs first wouldn't want ugly hairs coming out through the fishnet

[omitchell]

QUOTE (dbcunnz @ Aug 17 2014,11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Don't forget to shave your legs first wouldn't want ugly hairs coming out through the fishnet

I really don't have enough alcohol to help me repress this image....

[scaber]

The image in my mins is like this photo I took but in 2009 in our local coffee shop. Sadly the earthquakes put paid to that establishment and I'm still looking for a replacement meeting place. I've even had to take up brewing my own coffee as a substitute.

[omitchell]

QUOTE (scaber @ Aug 18 2014,9:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The image in my mins is like this photo I took but in 2009 in our local coffee shop. Sadly the earthquakes put paid to that establishment and I'm still looking for a replacement meeting place. I've even had to take up brewing my own coffee as a substitute.

Def not the image in my mind

[Ian Warren]

QUOTE (scaber @ Aug 18 2014,10:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The image in my mins is like this photo I took but in 2009 in our local coffee shop. Sadly the earthquakes put paid to that establishment and I'm still looking for a replacement meeting place. I've even had to take up brewing my own coffee as a substitute.

You local Coffee shop , I do recall a few spots in and around that area .. even going further towards Dyes Pass road just as you cross the river .. guess they are gone , Oh well coffee at Ian's place , I know the brew now and the right mix ... I may become a Coffee Batista

[scaber]

QUOTE (omitchell @ Aug 18 2014,10:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Def not the image in my mind

I wouldn't dwell on the thought of Ian in these if I were you . . .