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by **steelsporran** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:31 am

You know you're from Christchurch when......

You put dirty clothes on the line to wash them in the rain

When you have to fight the cat or dog for a place to cr@p in the garden

When a group of students turn up at your place and leave it in a better condition then when they arrived

Half the children come from broken homes

Your friends and family want you to move back to Invercargill and it sounds like a good idea

When your 3 year old can say "liquefaction" clear as a bell but can't tell you their home address

When you drive on the right side of the road and no one thinks it's wrong

You are happy two Policemen came for a visit

When your bike becomes your best friend

It is normal for a soldier to be stationed at the end of your street

You see armoured vehicles driving down the road

You smell

Every house is a crack house

If you are looking for it - it's on the floor

The earth moves and you are not having sex

You take a plastic bag when you go for a walk even if you don't have a dog

by **Ian Warren** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:51 am

Yip that's Christchurch , missed one tho

The Mayor is day-glo brighter than a fire engine

by **connor** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:21 am

Ha Ha!

You forgot putting up with annoying family members!

by **Chairman** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:29 pm

How long are they there for Connor ?

by **Bluebird** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:47 am

hahahaha that is very good

by **connor** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:09 am

Chairman wrote:
QUOTE (Chairman @ Mar 23 2011,10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How long are they there for Connor ?

Who knows??? At first it was just for a few days after the quake, while the silt got cleared up. So I went with my uncle to clear it up and spent all day shovelling to clear it up. Guess who didn't come and help! Then it was until chemical toilets arrived, which they did. Then it was until power came back on, which it has. Then till water came back on which was the day after power. And now they are just there?

I'm actually in dunedin at the moment, shows how desperate I am. But I'm in an unfinished house, all four of us in one room, sharing the house with another 10 people. It is a small house as well, and old villa. Could be worse I suppose???

by **Ian Warren** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:44 pm

Dunedin , land off many .. whoops incoming couch's .. those students , no thought at all , burn them rather than save em in time were people require em .. I don't no , But have to tip my hat to the Canterbury Varsity Uni Army .. CVUA

for the work done here .

by **Chairman** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:11 pm

connor wrote:
QUOTE (connor @ Mar 24 2011,10:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But I'm in an unfinished house, all four of us in one room, sharing the house with another 10 people. It is a small house as well, and old villa. Could be worse I suppose???

Ouch ! In the July holidays we've got our big friends and family holiday at Ruapehu, if you're still living in each others pockets and needing a break you're more than welcome to join us. Can't help with getting you to / from Auckland or gear hire but I can look after everything else.

Gary

by **Splitpin** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:44 pm

Well, if you make it back....i have 2 spare beds(for about a month), hot shower and almost drinkable water.Its an older place , close to the central city....but your welcome if you need a break.
Ive cleaned up 99% of the silty stuff , but the room is clean and mud free now, just as long as you dont mind a few cracks in some walls....but its safe.

by **krispilot** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:57 pm

i like it hope it puts a smile on some down south

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