Finish the Sentence Thread
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by victor_alpha_charlie » Fri May 16, 2008 6:04 pm
probably going to shoot someone or something. You'll be safe if..
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by NZ255 » Fri May 16, 2008 8:14 pm
Thought I'd do a recap
Vernon was a wily character, his beard hid his emotions well, emotions that could give away Nothing but his cap turned towards the direction of the wind , then to place his shades , a character , who was this guy and what's this? A parrot, perched upon the right shoulder! His name was Frank, but instead liked to be calledPolly. 'Twas his maternal grandather's name, they mixed up the sexing, and it stuck.
From then on, it became a tradition and the parrot, preferred to be called BOB, was in fact, not a parrot. Although that is what people called him, he was in fact a disguised chicken and his disguise was the GREAT WHITE WINGED WARRIOR ..... CHICKENMAN ,who started Prancing round the forest singing 'pop goes the wesal' while Pigmies on multi-coloured-flying-toothbrushes were planning a brutal assault on the nearby village of Hobbits, from Matamata.
FrankPollyBOB, temporarily shedding his CHICKENMAN disguise (as it was extremely hot in there), tiptoed carefully through the throng of distraught Crusaders supporters, to the bar. That was when he saw It, the Sacred cup of beer, oh what a site it was. All of a sudden he screamed "I love Panini!", although he could simply not figure out why. Perhaps it was because he was hungry, and had just remembered that he was supposed to be going out to lunch with James bond at the golf club. However it did not cross his mind that Shazza, his sister's, BFF's, brother's, poker buddy's, cousin's, delivery boy's, auntie's, mother's, bridge partner's long lost niece, would be waitressing at the club that day. Despite the fact it had been many years since "The Incident", he still felt that he should apologise for his inappropriate behaviour with the french loaf. So he approched her with caution but when he was 10 tables away he caught a glimpse of the gun hanging in a sholder holster. All of a sudden he ran towards the big fat lady who had been sitting at the end table, as gunshots rang out around them. He dove into her copious lap, and whispered I love chicken pie. She nervously answered back "You just sit very quietly there, sonny. You see that old fellow over there, with the shotgun? He's probably going to shoot someone or something. You'll be safe if you run and scream and make a fool of yourself. without hesitation he jumped up onto the table, and began to sing and dance to ....
Vernon was a wily character, his beard hid his emotions well, emotions that could give away Nothing but his cap turned towards the direction of the wind , then to place his shades , a character , who was this guy and what's this? A parrot, perched upon the right shoulder! His name was Frank, but instead liked to be calledPolly. 'Twas his maternal grandather's name, they mixed up the sexing, and it stuck.
From then on, it became a tradition and the parrot, preferred to be called BOB, was in fact, not a parrot. Although that is what people called him, he was in fact a disguised chicken and his disguise was the GREAT WHITE WINGED WARRIOR ..... CHICKENMAN ,who started Prancing round the forest singing 'pop goes the wesal' while Pigmies on multi-coloured-flying-toothbrushes were planning a brutal assault on the nearby village of Hobbits, from Matamata.
FrankPollyBOB, temporarily shedding his CHICKENMAN disguise (as it was extremely hot in there), tiptoed carefully through the throng of distraught Crusaders supporters, to the bar. That was when he saw It, the Sacred cup of beer, oh what a site it was. All of a sudden he screamed "I love Panini!", although he could simply not figure out why. Perhaps it was because he was hungry, and had just remembered that he was supposed to be going out to lunch with James bond at the golf club. However it did not cross his mind that Shazza, his sister's, BFF's, brother's, poker buddy's, cousin's, delivery boy's, auntie's, mother's, bridge partner's long lost niece, would be waitressing at the club that day. Despite the fact it had been many years since "The Incident", he still felt that he should apologise for his inappropriate behaviour with the french loaf. So he approched her with caution but when he was 10 tables away he caught a glimpse of the gun hanging in a sholder holster. All of a sudden he ran towards the big fat lady who had been sitting at the end table, as gunshots rang out around them. He dove into her copious lap, and whispered I love chicken pie. She nervously answered back "You just sit very quietly there, sonny. You see that old fellow over there, with the shotgun? He's probably going to shoot someone or something. You'll be safe if you run and scream and make a fool of yourself. without hesitation he jumped up onto the table, and began to sing and dance to ....
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by Njbb1995 » Fri May 16, 2008 8:24 pm
NZ255 wrote:QUOTE (NZ255 @ May 16 2008, 08:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Thought I'd do a recap
I have done one on Notepad and i will be adding on to it as we go allong if you want a copy drop me a PM and I will send it off to you. By the way this is a very interesting story we could sell it to the publishers and we will have NZFFs donations sorted out for a while.....
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by victor_alpha_charlie » Sat May 17, 2008 4:24 pm
inside Vernon's mouth. Nobody realised Vernon was in fact a giant, until..
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by Ian Warren » Sun May 18, 2008 12:36 pm
Vernon blowing up into tiny pieces throwing FankPollyBOB meters in the air
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by travnz » Mon May 19, 2008 5:39 pm
through the skylight on the roof and onto the near by road, where he was subsequently run over by an old man on a mobility scooter.
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by Ian Warren » Tue May 20, 2008 8:34 pm
setup Drinks for all involved to sit down and wait for the impact ...
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