This topic must've been made for me.
Personally I'd hire a team of engineers etc to build me a stretched 747-800 where I can do this:
Well in actual fact I'd prefer whale of a big jet (not an a380 though - bleh) than the Lear 60 or BD700. You could do so much more! Take off, switch on the AP, go bake some muffins in your huge kitchen, do a few laps of the pool, play FS, go to your own private buffet restaurant, jump on your bed, play on the playground, watch the Bill on your a billion inch flat panel TV, go on NZFF, go on msn and talk to James and Alex, sample carpet sample books, hop on IVAC or VRC and tell some idiots what to do, make humungus cake and lick the humungus bowl, spend a while at your own private disco, go to your private flying cinema, take a Tecnam around your own interior flying airfield, shoot some bad guys, burn stuff, watch high school musical, turn off the AP and land your aeroplane.
Adding to my fleet I'd have a C150, ZK-RJF, a straight-tailed Bonanza, an Air Tractor, a C206, a C185, a Fletcher FU-24, an Airtourer 100, a share in the NZFF Jetstream, a Nanchang CJ6, a Hawker Sea Fury and a volkswagon.
All kept in various hangars in Nelson, Wellington, Wigram, Glenorchy and Dairy Flats. Apart from the 748, that would be kept at AA where I'd employ Trolly and Towerguy to look after it turn the engines over every so often.
