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Postby Charl » Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:08 pm

...far, far away, there lived a flightsimmer, who...

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ........RAWH...RAWH.......
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Postby Ian Warren » Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:12 am

and with the RAWH was so loud it ripped the roofs off housing in Devonport creating...
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Postby emfrat » Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:30 am

... the urban myth that a C-W 3350T was somehow a danger to civilised life...
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Postby Ian Warren » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:14 am

... the volume so amazing it could bring the end to ...
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Postby Fozzer » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:22 am

......life, as we know it, Jim.....
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Postby Charl » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:03 am

The upshot of all this was a deafening silence
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Is it just me? or is NZFF a bit quiet at the moment? unsure.gif

Several flightsimmers were left wondering...
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Postby Ian Warren » Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:10 am

...but then, they finally engaged the autopilot...
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Postby Fozzer » Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:35 am

.....popped the kettle on for tea, and....



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Postby Ian Warren » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:03 am

... lifted the lid and what come out of it was this ...
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Postby Charl » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:16 am

...Genie, who actually preferred life in a bottle.

But being in the kettle was probably preferable to
Christchurch, where they had a quake and a blow
Wellingon: also a quake and a blow
and being Len Brown in Auckland, who had a blow resulting in a real knee trembler

With this in mind...
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Postby Ian Warren » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:25 pm

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With this in mind...


... not a sound you no .. while quaking in his (who the ell is Len Brown) boots while getting an Auckland blo ... damn roofers ya no and Devonport is the ...
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Postby Charl » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:14 pm

Bee's Knees!
Meantime, getting ready for the great Timaru fight simulation, one intrepid simmer is getting into training



and was last seen...
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Postby Fozzer » Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:48 pm

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Bee's Knees!
Meantime, getting ready for the great Timaru fight simulation, one intrepid simmer is getting into training



and was last seen...


....acrobatically defecating....

...whilst....

Paul..... laugh.gif ...!
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Postby Charl » Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:08 am

...reading a microfilmed version of the day's Order of Battle.
This had the unfortunate side effect of...
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Postby Ian Warren » Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:13 am

OH cr@p ! so that's why they keep so close ... to , to that little thingy that looks like an upside down Beehive !
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Postby Adrian Brausch » Sat Oct 19, 2013 1:03 pm

no standing orders for this squadron, drop your loads down the hole best you can, acrobatic flight maneuvers are the order of the day !...

meanwhile in wobblyville ....
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Postby Ian Warren » Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:52 pm

... plop i fell in ... OH poo.gif i said
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Postby Charl » Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:03 pm

"How'd I get here?? I'm meant to be on the beach at Timaru!"
Just then the Officer Commanding Blue Force cried out:
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Postby Dash8captain » Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:26 pm

???????
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Postby Ian Warren » Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:17 pm

... was the very thought that come to mind while bobbing ...
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