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Kabukiflying with MSFS 2020 – A JetStar Flight Between Theater and Reality

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 1:58 am
by hasegawa
Who doesn’t know this? You plan a relaxed flight, look forward to the virtual adventure – and then Microsoft Flight Simulator suddenly puts on its own theater show. What started as a simple radio connection turns into a Kafkaesque farce, making “Kabukiflying” the perfect word to describe it.

What is “Kabukiflying”?
“Kabukiflying” is a new term for a well-known experience: when servers fail, ATC suddenly speaks a strange mix of English, French, and Mickey Mouse voices, and you have to use VPN tricks to get through the radio chaos. Flying that feels more like a stage performance than a simulation.

The story of my flight
I took off at sunrise from St. Maarten in a heavy JetStar, climbed carefully to 30,000 feet, then later with less fuel up to 43,000 feet. The first hour went smoothly until the internet connection dropped near Santo Domingo Center – not my internet, but Microsoft’s servers.

Radio silence followed, the sim went quiet. For fun, I turned on my VPN – and Santo Domingo came back… briefly. Then a weird Pidgin English-French-Mickey Mouse ATC voice joined the cockpit – Kabukiflying at its finest.

I muted the annoying chatter, switched to VFR, and carried on – eventually landing smoothly on runway 28R at Fort Lauderdale.

Conclusion
MSFS 2020 delivers stunning visuals and great flying experience, but sometimes flying itself turns into a theatrical performance. “Kabukiflying” perfectly describes the gap between reality and digital drama.

What is Kabuki? Kabuki is an old Japanese theater known for its stylized, dramatic, and artificial style – full of drama and show, but often less reality. That’s exactly how Kabukiflying feels: a lot of theater in the sim when servers fail, ATC glitches, or connection drops.

Still: it’s a cool flight nonetheless.

Call to the Community
Have you had similar experiences? What do you call it when MSFS acts up like that? Let’s make “Kabukiflying” a thing!

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Re: Kabukiflying with MSFS 2020 – A JetStar Flight Between Theater and Reality

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 9:18 am
by cowpatz
I feel your pain there.
I’ve lost count of how many times that I have sat down and fired up the sim only to have issues. It seems to happen when you have a free bit of time to quickly squeeze in a session unencumbered (meaning the missus is away). Sometimes the sim doesn’t start up correctly, or scenery items are missing, to an add on that doesn’t work properly. Just yesterday I did a quick shuttle between YBCG Coolangata and YSCF Coffs Harbour, Australia, in the iFly 737MAX. At first I selected the wrong profile in addon linker…….my error, but one that required a “quick” reload of the sim. Then GSX (which has been relatively reliable), played up……the dreaded spinning circles. FSUIPC required a reload as the gear wouldn’t operate. There always seems to be something.
The GSX airport profile at YCFS needed updating. I can’t get the editor to work correctly at the moment. There seems to be an issue with GSX when using Chaseplane. Every time I try to reposition an object my drone view moves. They should work together but I can’t seem to find how. It is probably a key bind issue but I just can’t be bothered looking.

I call these things WTH moments.

Re: Kabukiflying with MSFS 2020 – A JetStar Flight Between Theater and Reality

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2025 2:48 pm
by hasegawa
Haha, that’s exactly what I meant by Kabuki flying – we slip into the role of the confident captain while backstage everything’s on fire. And you’re right: it always happens when you finally carve out an hour of peace for a quick session.
Your story from Australia reads like a classic three-act play with a tragicomic finale.
I’m starting to think MSFS needs a “Backstage Crew Simulation” add-on.

Thanks for the comment – good to know I’m not the only one in the theatre!