BUFF Escort

[ronwestnz]

There was a young F-15 pilot flying escort for a B-52 one day.

The F-15 pilot, being the young hotshot that he was, challenged the B-52 pilot: "Anything you can do, I can do better" came the challenge over the R/T.

The B-52 pilot accepted the challenge, but stayed in level flight for 30 seconds.

"So? What did you do?" asked the young F-15 pilot.

"I just shut down two engines. Can you do that?" came the reply from the cockpit of the BUFF.

[ZK-KAG]

Same site, similar joke:


"A young guy in an F-14 fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot." The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.

Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?"

"Well, I just engaged auto pilot, went for a pee and a coffee . So, could you do that?""


I always have a good chuckle when going through that site!

~ZK-KAG~