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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:15 pm
by Splitpin
Early this arvo , i got my self into my tv watching chair .... but i couldn't get out (back is still stuffed) , and i couldnt reach the remote , so i spent a few hours locked onto NatGeo.
Now , i can prepare for doomsday , i know how to gill net pacific salmon , and .... i can remove spent fuel rods from a reactor , maybe its not so bad winkyy.gif
When one of the flatmates came home , i was helped (i hate this) out of my chair and set free , to roam the house (slowly)
Now im in my computer chair .... and no ones home again until the rugby ninja.gif

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:26 pm
by Ian Warren
Splitpin wrote:
QUOTE (Splitpin @ Aug 16 2014,6:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now im in my computer chair .... and no ones home again until the rugby ninja.gif

Maybe that is not so bad , other than my office chair i'm always stuck here ...not sure why... maybe you grab one off those spent Nuclear rods as a primer winkyy.gif

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:10 pm
by cowpatz
Marty you'd best move the beer fridge a little closer to the chair ....just in case there is a repeat. You could have suffered serious dehydration!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:16 pm
by Ian Warren
cowpatz wrote:
QUOTE (cowpatz @ Aug 16 2014,8:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Marty you'd best move the beer fridge a little closer to the chair ....

Either to much 'Love and Marriage' or the 'Simpsons' with idea but sounds a goodie to me biggrin.gif

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:30 pm
by Splitpin
cowpatz wrote:
QUOTE (cowpatz @ Aug 16 2014,7:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Marty you'd best move the beer fridge a little closer to the chair ....just in case there is a repeat. You could have suffered serious dehydration!


CP , I dont drink much beer (only at Ians place) , but i got one of the girls to bring my bottle of merlot (and a glass) a little closer.
But to be honest, and i know its early .... im not far off going to bed. This is really starting to #### me off .... may have to see the vet on monday after all . dry.gif

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:51 pm
by Fozzer
National Geographic is OK, Marty.... winkyy.gif ....

My worst nightmare would be, tied to a chair with my eyes duct-taped open and being forced to watch and listen to all the back episodes of; "Big Brother".... sad.gif ...!

Sounds like you are really suffering, Marty....Sorry to hear it.... sad.gif ...!

..and you being such a young Lad!.... blink.gif ...!

Paul.... cool.gif

P.S...I'm addicted to; "The Simpsons"......and warm Mulled Wine... winkyy.gif ...!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:55 pm
by omitchell
Splitpin wrote:
QUOTE (Splitpin @ Aug 16 2014,7:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
CP , I dont drink much beer


We need to spend some time. I will correct this deficiency... thumbup1.gif

PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:40 pm
by Splitpin
Fozzer wrote:
QUOTE (Fozzer @ Aug 16 2014,8:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
National Geographic is OK, Marty.... winkyy.gif ....

My worst nightmare would be, tied to a chair with my eyes duct-taped open and being forced to watch and listen to all the back episodes of; "Big Brother".... sad.gif ...!

Sounds like you are really suffering, Marty....Sorry to hear it.... sad.gif ...!

..and you being such a young Lad!.... blink.gif ...!

Paul.... cool.gif

P.S...I'm addicted to; "The Simpsons"......and warm Mulled Wine... winkyy.gif ...!


Thanks Paul .... its just the fact that i have to depened on other people at the moment ... i hate that.
The Simpsons and mulled wine is good thumbup1.gif

omitchell wrote:
QUOTE (omitchell @ Aug 16 2014,8:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We need to spend some time. I will correct this deficiency... thumbup1.gif

laugh.gif Im sure you could ....

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:47 pm
by Splitpin
No better today , so i guess Im going to have to spend that money at the vet's anyway.
When i woke up this morning , it took me 15 minutes just to get dressed.... this is horse poo.gif ..... now Im getting chest pains dry.gif .... WTH ! If Im not here in the morning ... just carry on ... I'll catch up later. cool.gif

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:12 pm
by Fozzer
Splitpin wrote:
QUOTE (Splitpin @ Aug 17 2014,8:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No better today , so i guess Im going to have to spend that money at the vet's anyway.
When i woke up this morning , it took me 15 minutes just to get dressed.... this is horse poo.gif ..... now Im getting chest pains dry.gif .... WTH ! If Im not here in the morning ... just carry on ... I'll catch up later. cool.gif


Cor, blimey, Marty!..... ohmy.gif ...!

You really are suffering....and you are only the age of one of my youngest Sons!...(Eldest Daughter is 60!)

Do you get the equivalent of a FREE National Health Service, like we do up here?

My Doctors visits, and my various medications, are available for free.
....and the Practice Nurse always invigorates me..... regularly..... in various ways!

Fortunately, with the assistance of various daily pills...(6 off)....daily home cooking........(and the Practice Nurse), I am in excellent health, and full of plumptiousness... biggrin.gif ...!

A lot of this I put down to my Doctor spotting various non-working parts of me very early, and prescribing various medication to cure the problems and extending my life..considerably!...

Life extension is nice!.... thumbup1.gif ...!

(The Pactice Nurse also aids extension).... rolleyes.gif ...!

Keep your pekker up, Marty!

Paul....dreaming of white uniforms, bosoms, and black stockings!...... notworthy.gif ...!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:40 pm
by Ian Warren
Splitpin wrote:
QUOTE (Splitpin @ Aug 17 2014,8:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No better today , so i guess Im going to have to spend that money at the vet's anyway.

Dang Marty , that is not good , do you want me to put me hi-heels on and the blue coveralls .. orange jacket , Yellow cap and fill in for you ?

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:52 pm
by Fozzer
Ian Warren wrote:
QUOTE (Ian Warren @ Aug 17 2014,9:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dang Marty , that is not good , do you want me to put me hi-heels on and the blue coveralls .. orange jacket , Yellow cap and fill in for you ?


...don't forget your black stockings, as well, Ian.... winkyy.gif.....

.....always raises the spirit!

Paul.... laugh.gif ...!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:21 pm
by scaber
Fozzer wrote:
QUOTE (Fozzer @ Aug 17 2014,8:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...don't forget your black stockings, as well, Ian.... winkyy.gif .....

.....always raises the spirit!

Paul.... laugh.gif ...!


Well, black by itself only goes so far. You need to make them fishnet as well to get a better response. . .

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:01 pm
by Fozzer
scaber wrote:
QUOTE (scaber @ Aug 17 2014,10:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, black by itself only goes so far. You need to make them fishnet as well to get a better response. . .


Stop it, scaber....

You are elevating my heart attack threat level!... ohmy.gif ...!

...(but I like it!).... winkyy.gif ...!

Paul... laugh.gif .... laugh.gif ...!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:07 pm
by dbcunnz
scaber wrote:
QUOTE (scaber @ Aug 17 2014,9:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, black by itself only goes so far. You need to make them fishnet as well to get a better response. . .

Don't forget to shave your legs first wouldn't want ugly hairs coming out through the fishnet unsure.gif

PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:18 pm
by omitchell
dbcunnz wrote:
QUOTE (dbcunnz @ Aug 17 2014,11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't forget to shave your legs first wouldn't want ugly hairs coming out through the fishnet unsure.gif


I really don't have enough alcohol to help me repress this image....

PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:31 am
by scaber
The image in my mins is like this photo I took but in 2009 in our local coffee shop. Sadly the earthquakes put paid to that establishment and I'm still looking for a replacement meeting place. I've even had to take up brewing my own coffee as a substitute.




PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:45 am
by omitchell
scaber wrote:
QUOTE (scaber @ Aug 18 2014,9:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The image in my mins is like this photo I took but in 2009 in our local coffee shop. Sadly the earthquakes put paid to that establishment and I'm still looking for a replacement meeting place. I've even had to take up brewing my own coffee as a substitute.


Def not the image in my mind

PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:35 am
by Ian Warren
scaber wrote:
QUOTE (scaber @ Aug 18 2014,10:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The image in my mins is like this photo I took but in 2009 in our local coffee shop. Sadly the earthquakes put paid to that establishment and I'm still looking for a replacement meeting place. I've even had to take up brewing my own coffee as a substitute.

You local Coffee shop , I do recall a few spots in and around that area .. even going further towards Dyes Pass road just as you cross the river .. guess they are gone , Oh well coffee at Ian's place , I know the brew now and the right mix ... I may become a Coffee Batista unsure.gif

PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:41 am
by scaber
omitchell wrote:
QUOTE (omitchell @ Aug 18 2014,10:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Def not the image in my mind


I wouldn't dwell on the thought of Ian in these if I were you . . .