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Ironic thing is, no way in hell would she have gotten near the plane if she had a banana...
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by omitchell » Fri May 23, 2014 3:09 pm
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by Ian Warren » Fri May 23, 2014 4:44 pm
That would be easy fixed .. ya say "Hey! that's my seat" she would say "arr bugger off " I would then say you are a tourist .. she said "no no no I'm a terrorist and I have a Banana in my hand to prove it " ... I simple said "Did you know that Banana is made up off 50% of human DNA" ... she looked at me - intently - I then said "Get Off my plane - your nanas slipping fast security and getting away it only because your had a Hi-viz yellow jacket !" - after that just brown mash ! 
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