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Postby bjocque » Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:34 pm

Ian Warren wrote:
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Ok Ok .. week so back they in the Daily Fact said that coconut milk is the same as human plasma .. 'Nuts' i said to myself and never thought anymore about it .

TODAY tho ! ohmy.gif at our friendly ClearNet Fact feature ....
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50% of human DNA is the same as a banana ..... well course it is , did they not get sex-ed at school ... Boys have "......." and Girls have ..... Oh "NUTS" rolleyes.gif



that would be YOUNG coconuts Ian, the green buggers with water not milk - still hold onto their nutritional profile - I know, we have built our business around them lol - apparrently you can use it as an IV replacement???? who woulda known eh
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Postby Ian Warren » Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:44 pm

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that would be YOUNG coconuts Ian, the green buggers with water not milk - still hold onto their nutritional profile - I know, we have built our business around them lol - apparrently you can use it as an IV replacement???? who woulda known eh

Ah HA ! ... safest place to have battle ... "the Pacific" Nurse IV please ... hang on doc .. CLUNK ! ...oh Nuts IV for the Doc biggrin.gif
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Postby Ian Warren » Sat Aug 10, 2013 8:58 am

TODAY ANOTHER ! rolleyes.gif at our friendly ClearNet Fact feature

Turtle
Turtles can breathe through their bums................. Stinky breath tongue.gif
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Postby Ian Warren » Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:00 am

TODAY ANOTHER ! rolleyes.gif at our friendly ClearNet Fact feature ,

Squirrels

Iran once arrested 14 squirrels for spying

laugh.gif Now come on rolleyes.gif ... no wonder the countries in this region ... are ... Ummm huh.gif .... wacko.gif , Syria now i wonder how secret squirrels they found !
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Postby Ian Warren » Fri Oct 11, 2013 5:50 am

TODAY ANOTHER ! rolleyes.gif at our friendly ClearNet Fact feature


Vicent van Gogh
During his lifetime Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting

SHITE ... Maybe i should forget this drawing lark unless someone wants to buy my current collection for ... for ..ummm

idea.gif Now i wonder if i get ACC if i cut me own ear off sleep1.gif ........ oh no the rules.gif
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Postby HamiltonWest » Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:35 pm

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Astronauts
In space astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow
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Postby emfrat » Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:44 pm

And NASA spent tens of millions developing a pen that would write in zero gravity, while the Cosmonauts just took pencils with them. harhar.gif
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Postby Ian Warren » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:44 pm

Pleased others look at these little facts - Fact is , some can be very entertaining and others are a 'Say What' ohmy.gif

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And NASA spent tens of millions developing a pen that would write in zero gravity, while the Cosmonauts just took pencils with them. harhar.gif

One off these "FACTS" .. least mention was a Pencil can draw a line of 57km .. that's a lot of drawing !
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Postby Charl » Thu Nov 28, 2013 7:32 am

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Postby Ian Warren » Thu Nov 28, 2013 8:36 am

I had a pen like that rolleyes.gif .. not sure where it is .. floating around here somewhere tongue.gif ... .

TODAY ANOTHER ! rolleyes.gif at our friendly ClearNet Fact feature.. what the Puck laugh.gif

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Puck-Man was the original name. Due to how closely it resembles a swear word the creators changed it
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Postby emfrat » Thu Nov 28, 2013 9:40 am

Ian Warren wrote:
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I had a pen like that rolleyes.gif .. not sure where it is .. floating around here somewhere tongue.gif ... .

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Postby Ian Warren » Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:29 pm

TODAY ANOTHER ! rolleyes.gif at our friendly ClearNet Fact feature.. what the'Puck' laugh.gif

KAY SAY WHAT!

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There are fridges full of beer scattered throughout Europe that will only open for Canadians
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